How to Appear on the Cover of Time Magazine

How to get on the cover of TIMES magazine… theoretical version (what the internet will tell you and how it’s wrong) vs the correct version (cold hard bitter truth… like having a good sob story)
The rapping rabbi on AGT/X Factor

Animals who get pardoned because they make us feel a certain way. Protecting endangered animals while eating chicken… we fear we will be sad in the future… because we won’t have a variety of animals to look at in the future. Animals we have many of are fine… so it’s not about what’s good for the animals. If you’re a chicken and you want to live, be born with two heads, or learn to play the piano (like the Jokgu on AGT)… learn to please your masters.